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Monday, January 09, 2006

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 22:08:16 GMT

yeah for the funniest scenes from dead like me!!!

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:49:46 GMT

"i wanna know what you were doing that was so muddy."
"BOWLING!"

Friday, December 30, 2005

Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:42:58 GMT

i feel so special. i'm considering discontinuing this xanga. i haven't gotten a single comment. i'm wondering if people even care about dead like me or not. if i don't get a comment inthe next week, i think i will cancel this xanga.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 18:49:09 GMT

i hope i never get killed by a toilet seat...how embarrassing.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 01:49:30 GMT

My top 5 favorite quotes from Dead Like Me, both seasons:

1.) Delores: It's like, you're the prettiest girl at the prom, or the sluttiest girl if you went to catholic school, you get to pick.

2.) Delores: Iritable Bowel Syndrome is a serious affliction. Marilyn Monroe had IBS.
George: is that what made her skirt blow up?

3.) Kifany: Velcomen to der Waffle Haus

4.) Georgia: Feel that, that's the IQ falling.

5.) Delores: There's cheese on these! Who's been making grilled cheese sandwiches with the defibrillator paddles?

Friday, December 16, 2005

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 01:37:45 GMT

"Once upon a time, or more specifically, at the dawn of time, god, lowercase 'g', was gettin' busy with creation, as the kids these days are saying.

He gave toad a clay jar and said, 'Be careful with this, it's got death inside.'

Pleased as punch and oblivious to the fact that he was about to become god's fallguy on the whole death issue, toad promised to guard the jar.

Then one day, toad met frog.

'Let me hold the jar of death, or whatever you call it,' frog begged.

With a nod to Nancy Reagan's pearl of wisdom, toad just said no.

But frog was determined, and after much whining, toad finally gave in.

'You can hold it, but only for a second,' he said.

In his excitement, frog began to hop around and juggle the death jar from one foot to the other.

Frog was an asshole.

'Stop!!!' toad cried out

But it was too late.

Frog dropped the jar and it shattered to the ground.

When it broke open, death got out.

And ever since, all living things have to die.

Makes you wonder how much better the world would be if frog stuck to hawking beer.

So there you have it, the mystery of death finally revealed.

We all die.

Some of us sooner than later.

For me, it's going to be much sooner.

But that's only the beginning of my story."

(Dead Like Me-Pilot Episode-monologue by Ellen Muth as Georgia Lass.)

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Thu, 15 Dec 2005 00:46:23 GMT

i have decided to start a website completely dedicated to my favorite show of all time. unfortunately, it is now off the air. i have the first season on dvd and have asked for the second season on dvd for christmas. the only thing left of this great show are the dvd's. let me know what you think about dead like me, this website is for people who loved the show, even if i don't know who you are. leave comments!!!